Proposed Redevelopment Plan.


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the Palace of Caligula, originally uploaded by Joe Geranio.

Around Van Nuys Boulevard and Sylvan, a very modern plan that stresses walkable streets, a mix of shops, schools, business and recreation and easy access to transportation.

Instead of eight lane roadways with speeding cars, there is an intimate and thriving city of suprise and vibrancy. Where huge asphalt parking lots and mini-malls once ruled, a classical city is now rising.

The two billion dollar project is financed by: the Annenberg Foundation, the Walt Disney Company, Steven Spielberg, Barbara Streisand, the Getty Foundation, Eli Broad, NBC/Universal. The concept began when the aforementioned parties wondered aloud why all the money in Los Angeles cannot produce a city worth living in. Guilt feelings set in as these wealthy individuals and corporations realized that charity begins at home.

Note: Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.


5 responses to “Proposed Redevelopment Plan.”

  1. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    Considering the area looks about 50% vacancy rate, that’s not a reality. Van Nuys has an economy of a toilet. Not just any toilet, but those big old loud ones that go swoosh. “Oh crap… where did the money go?”

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  2. Rob Dawg Avatar
    Rob Dawg

    Patrick, shhhh. Eli Broad and others are busy trying to create a downtown.

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  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Ha! This is the actual reality, and, considering our glorious reputation, it’s not coincidental:

    http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71511554.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D352809706F275BD7B7BA9AF3574DFE0A6E

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  4. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Imagine if the wealthy media, legal, and real estate elites in Los Angeles gave a damn. (Some do, but apparently not enough.)

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  5. Rob Dawg Avatar
    Rob Dawg

    Have you been drinking from the lead pipes again my friend? Good snark. Kudos.

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