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If We Renamed Our Towns…….


Old Name/ New Name

Tarzana / Carzana
Encino / Gaudy
Studio City /Cuteo
Van Nuys /Hombre Heights
Glendale /Rudenville
Burbank / Borebank
Reseda / Tacko
Woodland Hills /Blandland
Calabasas /Callous Bastards
Sherman Oaks /Teardown Hills
Northridge/ Seouless Valley
Malibu / Airbrainia
Santa Monica/ Leftshore Landing
Marina Del Rey/ Groovy Speedway
Palms / Embalmed
Mar Vista / Car Vista
Culver City/ Covert City
Beverly Hills/ Ayatollah
Eagle Rock/ Ego Cock
Silver Lake/ Slackland
Alhambra/ Treefree
South Pasadena/ Lightrail

Any other suggestions?

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  1. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Pomona/Scumona
    Garden Grove/Garbage Grove
    Westminster/Ho Chi Minster
    Anaheim/Anaslime
    Costa Mesa/Close-tuh Misery
    Arcadia/Arcasia
    San Marino/Chan Marino
    West Hills/Hebrew Himalayas
    L.A./Hell-Ay
    La Habra/Guadalahabra
    Irvine/Irvahna
    Ontario/Onterrible
    Lawndale/Yawndale

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  2. AgouraHillsObserver Avatar
    AgouraHillsObserver

    I feel like Beverly Hills would be more accurately be described as “The Anti-Ayatollah”, seeing as it’s the most anti-Iran people on Earth crammed into that city… the Calabasas one could stick though

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