“Photograph caption dated April 2, 1958 reads “George Fenneman, new honorary mayor of Sherman Oaks, center, places ‘Montmarte’ sign at Van Nuys and Ventura boulevards to create Paris atmosphere for community’s April in Paris Festival. Assisting him are, from left, Allen Rabinoff, Wilma Posen, Lylis Mason and Ted Levey.”

Cruel joke still unfunny 64 years later.