My Home, Your Location.


Once again, they are filming something, a few doors down.

The note arrived at our door, on Monday, announcing “Cougar Town” and a scene involving a car ending up in a swimming pool. Sounds hilarious.

That home, where films, commercials and TV are filmed over six times a year, looks like a typical American house, with its black shutters, double hung windows and frame siding.

From what I understand, a young location manager owns it, and has lucratively steered lots of productions into his property.

Times being what they are, we all think it’s important that jobs and production stay in Los Angeles.  The sound of foreclosure is almost as frequent as the police helicopters haunting Van Nuys.

Most of us are deeply fond of our homes, and some even take pride in keeping them ship-shape.

So imagine, when you wake up and find four toilets on trailers parked in front of your home? Your front driveway has been hijacked by an army of producers, PAs, entertainment day laborers, cops on bikes, heavy equipment, and the whiff of diesel smoke from trucks which are parked all day in front, supplying donuts, steel poles, rice crispy treats and sandbags to the hundreds of walkie-talkie talking men and women.

Sol A. Hurvitz, my late father, resided for 29 years in Woodcliff Lake, NJ and would never allow a garage sale, because he didn’t like strangers coming into his hallowed home. Even the blacktop driveway was too intrusive, too sacred a place, to sell off his sons’ unwanted plastic whiffle bats, steel rakes, rusty spades and deflated basketballs.

He lived to see the day, from his wheelchair, parked in a neighbor’s driveway, when the Bergen County fatties and Rockland County bargain hunters drove their pick-ups onto the lawn and loaded up his furniture, paintings, books and belongings. It was perhaps one of the saddest days of his life: watching his home and life dismantled.

And I too, see my home, as some sort of refuge and place of sanctity, and wonder, with some disturbed amusement, about people who have houses where muddy boots, dirty hands and heavy equipment invade half a dozen times a year. I think about how I wash my bathroom weekly,  scrub the bathtub, and vacuum my house, quite fanatically, and then my mind wanders down to the location where entertainment is produced, and strangers urinate and defecate and deface one’s home, but you somehow are compensated in the tens of thousands for this privilege.

Money always wins and only a naïve person would say it doesn’t matter, but there is something base and gross about the frequent whoring of a home, something that only Hollywood could understand and welcome.

Making Money Making Movies.


Cop House

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Once again, the house down the street is shooting something on their property. It may be a commercial, or a movie, but whatever it is, it happens about six times a year.

The parking signs go up a day or two before filming. Then the trucks and crew arrive early in the morning. There are orange cones and big white trucks. A retired cop on a bike. Hordes of tattoo covered guys, some with dangling cigarettes. Frantic women on walkie-talkies.

The house is a 1940’s ranch on a large piece of land. There are six-over-six paned windows, black shutters and a pitched roof. It could be a stand-in for Anytown, U.S.A. And the owner, whom I understand is also a location manager, must be joyfully paying off his mortgage with so many large productions paying fees on his property.

Two doors down from the location home is another house where the owner almost went into foreclosure. After ten years, he was unable to pay his mortgage.

But that’s LA.

Some of us can keep our homes, by letting other people rent out our homes, for make-believe families who do not really live in our homes.

1520 Cahuenga


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1520 Cahuenga, originally uploaded by Here in Van Nuys.

Went here today.

A new retail space with an open air alley that connects Cahuenga to Ivar. Some of the stores include the great architecture and design shop Hennessey and Ingalls as well as, of course, Urban Outfitters.

North of Sunset, south of Hollywood Bl. on the east side of Cahuenga.

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These past few days, the strong winds have produced startlingly clear days, sharp sunshine and poetic sunsets.

This was the view last night on the Mulholland Drive Bridge over the Hollywood Freeway.

Starving Actors in Seattle.



Photo by Soon.

From James Wolcott’s Blog, a story of actors who are starving in Seattle, the city of Starbucks and Microsoft:

A Hiss Is Just a Hiss, A Sigh Is Just a Sigh

Not long ago I attended a play in a theater located on the fourth floor of a building reachable by a smallish elevator and the sort of industrial stairs where bodies are often discovered slumped in a pool of dried blood in urban crime dramas. As I took my seat, I surveyed the numbers of walkers, crutches, and wheelchairs belong to my fellow theater-goers and realized that if a fire broke out I’d have to pull a complete George Costanza, and barrel my way to safety.

Make way for the Human Cannonball!

I’m no kid myself but this Sat mat crowd was like a senior center shuffleboard game waiting to break out.

It’s a poignant fact that the audience for theater, as in so many of the performing arts, is graying and getting stooped–it’s not exactly news for anyone in the field. But it’s never occurred to me to wonder what it’s like for those acting, singing, dancing, and monologuing on stage to watch their audiences wizen away, and now I know. In a rueful, hard-punching first person essay, Mike Daisey (whose performance of his monologue Invincible Summer was the recipient of an unwelcome baptismal dousing) confronts the mortality issue:

The numbers are grim–the audiences are dying off all over the country. I know because every night I’m onstage, I stare out into the dark and can hear the oxygen tanks hissing.

The reliance on life support supports is only part of the atrophy of energy and daring that Daisey (here’s his blog) diagnoses and deplores in regional theater, which has evolved into a corporate organism devoted to its own self-perpetuation:

The institutions that form the backbone of Seattle theater–Seattle Rep, Intiman, ACT–are regional theaters. The movement that gave birth to them tried to establish theaters around the country to house repertory companies of artists, giving them job security, an honorable wage, and health insurance. In return, the theaters would receive the continuity of their work year after year–the building blocks of community. The regional theater movement tried to create great work and make a vibrant American theater tradition flourish.

That dream is dead. The theaters endure, but the repertory companies they stood for have been long disbanded. When regional theaters need artists today, they outsource: They ship the actors, designers, and directors in from New York and slam them together to make the show. To use a sports analogy, theaters have gone from a local league with players you knew intimately to a different lineup for every game, made of players you’ll never see again, coached by a stranger, on a field you have no connection to.

Not everyone lost out with the removal of artists from the premises. Arts administrators flourished as the increasingly complex corporate infrastructure grew. Literary departments have blossomed over the last few decades, despite massive declines in the production of new work. Marketing and fundraising departments in regional theaters have grown hugely, replacing the artists who once worked there, raising millions of dollars from audiences that are growing smaller, older, and wealthier. It’s not such a bad time to start a career in the theater, provided you don’t want to actually make any theater.

Underpaid and underappreciated, treated as a disposable, replaceable flesh packet, the actors themselves get discouraged and return to civilian life, unable to keep the sacrifices going.

…I ended up at a friend’s party, long after the rest of the guests had gone, in that golden hour when the place is almost cleaned up, but the energy of the night is still hanging in the air. We settled down in the kitchen under the bright light, making 4:00 a.m. conversation and, as all theater artists do, I asked the traditional question: “What are you working on?”

My friend’s face fell, for just a moment–she’s a fantastic actress, one of the best in the city, with an intelligence and precision that has taken my breath away for years. She corrected a moment later, and told me carefully that she wasn’t going out for anything now–that she was giving it up. She has a job-share position at her day job to let her take roles when needed, but now she is going to go permanent for the first time in her entire life. After 15 years of working in theaters all over Seattle, she’d felt the fire go out of her from the relentless grind of two full-time jobs: one during the day in a cubicle, the other at night on a stage.

She said what really finished it for her was getting cast in a big Equity show this fall and seeing how the other Equity actors lived–the man whose work had inspired her all her life, living in a dilapidated hovel he was lucky to afford; the woman who couldn’t spare 10 dollars to eat lunch with colleagues without doing some quick math on a scrap of paper to check her weekly budget. These are the success stories, the very best actors in the Northwest, the ones you’ve seen onstage time and time again. Their reward is years of being paid as close to nothing as possible in a career with no job security whatsoever, performing for overwhelmingly wealthy audiences whose rounding errors exceed the weekly pittance that trickles down to them.

A chasm of economic division made a mockery of by earnest productions of Barbara Ehrenreich’s Nickle and Dimed, but I’ll let you read that riff for yourself.

Suzanne Pleshette.


It seems ridiculous to base one’s feelings of affection for a performer based on one role, but I will always see the late Suzanne Pleshette as Annie Hayworth, the doomed schoolteacher in Bodega Bay.

In Hitchock’s moody and poetic 1963 movie, “The Birds” the people seem lost and alone, trying to reach out to each other, but inhibited by social ritual and isolation. Only the sheer terror of inexplicable violence brings them together.

Annie lives alone in a plain wooden house, next to the school, and tends to her garden when she is not teaching. She is a young Bohemian, up from San Francisco, whose husky voice inhales many cigarettes, and whose nights were once spent in dark jazz clubs.

She had followed Mitch Brenner, a lawyer up here, years before, and now she stays and watches as he falls in love with another woman. Her life should be full of promise, for she is still young, but somehow she possesses the intuition that tragedy will always have the last word.

Annie with the red sweater, you welcomed a stranger named Melanie Daniels into your home, and offered her a place to stay for the night. You listened to her tale of woe. You saw yourself in the stranger, but instead of hating her, you understood her. You never kept your grudges, or stayed angry for long. You offered to help out at the birthday party, assisting the cold Lydia who once had kept you away from her son.

You were a good person, and you died needlessly, killed by some insane joke of nature that came out of the skies and attacked you in the front yard. But you were a Scotch drinking saint until the end.

We miss you already.