
A lobbyist, Jack Abramofff, who ripped off Indian tribes to bribe members of Congress and earned tens of millions doing so, is indicted, and many legislators may face prosecution as well. The Prime Minister of Israel suffers a stroke and is near death. Hundreds die in suicide bombings in Iraq. 12 miners are killed when their poorly inspected mine explodes. Iran is near completion on a nuclear device. And George Will is gravely concerned about the NCAA, “who is going to police cultural sensitivity, as it understands that. Hence the decision to declare Chief Illiniwek [at the University of Illinois] hostile and abusive to Native Americans.”
He is vexed because some “overly sensitive people” are offended by Indian mascots at sports events. He approves of “The NCAA allowing Florida State University and the University of Utah to continue calling their teams Seminoles and Utes, respectively, because those two tribes approve of the tradition.”
But the tradition in Illinois, which even has included the blessing of the Sioux Tribe, is under attack by what Will terms, “campus speech codes —academic liberalism’s preferred instrument of social improvement.” Grievance groups have multiplied and are demanding redress for past wrongs, which Will thinks is highly ridiculous. “NCAA’s censors say: The Chief must go, as must the university’s logo of a Native American in feathered headdress. Otherwise the NCAA will not allow the university to host any postseason tournaments or events.”
Yet imagine if the Native Americans had won and named their teams “The Catholic Priests” and did dances around a crucifix at half-time? What if the Sioux Indians put yarmulkes on their heads and stuffed dollars in their jackets in a hilarious satire on Jack Abramoff and called themselves the “Greedy Jews”? Will thinks we are all way too sensitive: “When, in the multiplication of entitlements, did we produce an entitlement for everyone to go through life without being annoyed by anything, even a team’s nickname?” he asks.
The real target of Will is the idea that liberalism is anything more substantial than just a fashion, fad and fashion accessory. To his conservative mind, putting the spotlight on the most ridiculous and inconsequential debates in American society will somehow show how silly and misguided open-minded thinking is. Why should, Will wonders, any red-blooded American even care about naming sports teams after annihilated tribes? Just enjoy the show.
Listen up Focks News and Mr. Will!
Liberalism, and not debates about college mascots and Christmas trees in public spaces, is a deadly serious affair. It is the battle to keep evolution in our schools, to keep our country out of war, to pay for our health insurance even when we are too poor to afford it. Liberalism is not some episode of “All in the Family” when Meathead screams at Archie. Liberalism is the creed that will one day free us from hating one another because of “traditional values” and “religious differences”. Liberalism will save the planet, because it will state factually and without bias, that global warming and nuclear weapons will do us in. Conservative culturalists, like Mr. Will, would like to debate about insipid issues and ignore the rampant corruption and lies perpetuated by the Bush regime. Liberals have nothing to hide from except their own squeamishness.
George Will may hold lefties up to ridicule but his own arguments cannot even be respected in all seriousness.
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