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Here is a random sampling of some local blogs around the San Fernando Valley:
MAYOR SAM’s SISTER CITY:
I’ve been asked up here in the clouds what I think of the Dodgers signing of Rafael Furcal to a three-year $39 million contract. There’s no question that it’s an obscene amount of money for a guy who isn’t exactly a superstar.
On the bright side though, the contract is only three years. Furcal will probably be productive for the life of the contract. He’s one of the better shortstops in baseball, gets on base at a high rate, has plenty of speed, and he has arguably the best arm for any shortstop in the majors.
2,000 DAYS IN THE VALLEY:
It’s definitely been getting more Mayberry-like in our corner of Van Nuys, partially because our kid is so darned cute … also because of the rash of daytime robberies. This led to a Neighborhood Watch meeting with somewhere between 70 and 100 attendees who listened to our senior lead officer talk about what the LAPD is doing to stop the robberies and who/what to look out for.
Whatever the reason, when it comes to strolling the neighborhood, there’s a lot more stopping, chatting, dog-petting, ball playing, flower picking and baked-goods-exchanging going on lately.
DRAWERSPACE IN A CLUTTERED MIND:
Three dudes broke into three houses in one week and suddenly the entire neighborhood was up in arms. Everyone started talking to each other about it, making sure everyone else knew and telling everyone to watch out for one another (in one of the robberies the guys headed down the street carrying someone’s SAFE with a cover on it and no one blinked. (Typical in L.A.) So that’s how we really met everyone. In about a two week period. After TEN years. . So thanks, you fucking bastards, at least some good came of it.
TABLOID BABY:
While L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa awaits his promised study on whether to end cruelty to elephants at the L.A. Zoo, the Studio City Chamber of Commerce sponsored a startling display of animal abuse and child endangerment at its low-wattage Christmas Parade last night.
Hundreds were waiting in the biting cold for the delayed parade on Ventura Boulevard, when a big, sad, betusked elephant was trotted up the boulevard by two “handlers,” and stopped in front of the Mexicali Restaurant to give perilous rides to a hapless few.
It could have been a scene out of King Kong as mama handler screamed, spit and snarled frantically at frightened children and confused parents, ordering them to move back and onto the sidewalk, lest the unhappy beast go on a rampage!
DOWN WITH TYRANNY
Lieberman [Sen. Joseph Lieberman D-CT] was always a nightmare in politics because he is a nightmare as a person. He’s a hypocrite to the extreme, a pious holier than thou power-player– real mean, always with a big smile but with a dagger behind his back. He’s one of the most furthest right Democrats and the most close to the Bush Regime neo-Cons of any elected Democrat in the country. He’s made a career out of attacking fellow Democrats at the behest of the Far Right, as much a Benedict Arnold as the execrable Zell Miller.
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