Escape From Van Nuys? Call Yourself "Lake Balboa"!


Slum Apartment. Dare Management.
Slum Apartment. Dare Management.

We all know by now that the name “Van Nuys” is about as prestigious as JC Penney is to clothing. But the effort to wipe away and tear apart a community by renaming oneself “Lake Balboa”, as West Van Nuys proposes to do, is a cop out.

Driving east along Victory, from Woodley, the blight does not begin until Sepulveda. This is already “Central Van Nuys” not “West”. From this point on, the shopping carts, graffiti, Spanish signs, men on the street, and old smog emitting cars reaches a crescendo at Van Nuys Boulevard. Van Owen is blighted from Woodley east all the way to the Hollywood Freeway! But is the solution to rename every little pocket of Van Nuys and North Hollywood into inane and meaningless places such as “Lake Balboa”, “Valley Glen” and “Valley Village”? Do the social problems of a geographical region just disappear with a new name? Is genocidal Rwanda a better country than when it was called the Belgian Congo?

The more courageous plan for nomenclature is to BUILD upon the history of a place. How about “Old Van Nuys” or “Van Nuys Gardens” or “Redfordville” in honor of Robert Redford who grew up here?

Why “Lake Balboa”? I’ve seen that lake, and it ain’t a lake, but a pond with bird droppings all over. It’s not even that nice looking. It would be appropriate next to an insurance headquarters in suburban Omaha where fat secretaries could take their hourly cigarette breaks and throw their discarded butts into the water.

Is Los Angeles still so dysfunctional and provincial that we cannot work together as a community to make our city better looking? How about ripping down the ugly billboards and wooden electric poles that disfigure so much of LA?

Better yet, how about the city planner of Los Angeles unveiling a new architectural plan for Van Nuys that would make people want to live and work and dine in Van Nuys instead of speeding through?

I Support the Surge of 20,000.


Shopping Cart on Sepulveda January 10, 2007
Shopping Cart on Sepulveda
January 10, 2007

I fully support the idea of adding an additional 20,000 cops to the streets of LA to combat the surge of violence caused by insurgents here. Just yesterday, there was a shooting at Grant High School, and last year in Los Angeles, there were 402 murders.

I think it would be an absolutely splendid idea to have an additional 20,000 LAPD cops on the streets of Los Angeles. Some of them could investigate and possibly prevent murders, while others could walk the streets to insure quality of life. They would ticket people who dump baskets, sofas, mattresses and trash along the road. They would stop taggers, drug dealers, and gang bangers from fouling up neighborhoods.

Since we all pay taxes, and the government by the people, for the people and of the people is our government…shouldn’t we ask of it to spend billions right here in Los Angeles to bring police protection, law and order and a better quality of life to the City of Angels?