Would You Buy His Story?



For 25 years, Tom Cruise has been America’s sweetheart. He was born in the Reagan era, dancing in his underwear on the floor of his parent’s living room in “Risky Business”. He was the square jawed, taciturn fighter pilot in “Top Gun”. He was the helper to the autistic brother in “Rain Man” and fighting for justice in “A Few Good Men”. He couldn’t be purchased in “The Firm” and was gently and graciously corrupted by love in “Jerry Maguire”.

Then he started his franchise (how I hate that word) phase: “Mission Impossible 1,2,3” and his sci-fi, animatronics roles in “Vanilla Sky”, “Minority Report” and “Eyes Wide Shut”. “Collateral” was his evil assassin side and “War of the Worlds” restored him to the messianic hero.

He is still smoothed face at 44, probably using his billions of dollars to hire the most meticulous and undetectable plastic surgeons in the world. He is a front man for a gigantic fraud called’ Scientology” and he is now connected to Katie Holmes, possibly by love, money or fatherhood. Nobody knows the truth.

Diane Sawyer will “ask the tough questions” on ABC’s “PrimeTime”. No question will be a surprise. Mr. Cruise, courtesy of his publicists and lawyers, is more prepared and rehearsed than any performer on Earth.

Despite his weirdness, and the obvious disconnection between his earnest wholesomeness and his ruthless ambition and achievement, Cruise is an American hero. He embodies the dreams of millions around the world who believe that they too can hold onto speeding bullet trains as they escape killers and outsmart Armageddon. Cruise is immortal, and unlike the rest of us…. his celluloid soul will forever orbit the Earth…. transmitted by electronic and digital means not yet invented.

3 thoughts on “Would You Buy His Story?

  1. Tom is in reality a really “decent” actor.. but his morals are sure in suspect.
    “He doth protest too much” comes to mind with all his “antics” of how much he loves Katie..still he lets his child be born out of wedlock.. maybe he just didn’t have the time huh?

    Heard on the news that Katie had an epidermal for the birth.. well, that’s one way to keep her quiet.
    I hope for her sake she doesn’t get depression now!!

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  2. I sometimes wonder about the immortality of our brightest popular movie stars and musicians. I agree that this man’s face and the films his has stared in will survive for years past anything I’ve ever done. Yet, to what end?

    Could anything be more inconsequential than his films, given thirty or forty years to stew in media companies’ back catalogues?

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  3. i’m about 98 percent convinced katie already had the kid. that face is too perfect (and thin!) on the cover of this week’s – what is it – “People”? they’re going to have a fake kid to take pictures of in the beginning and slowly phase in her new, alien (or chris klein, same thing) spawned child.

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