Old Name/ New Name
Tarzana / Carzana
Encino / Gaudy
Studio City /Cuteo
Van Nuys /Hombre Heights
Glendale /Rudenville
Burbank / Borebank
Reseda / Tacko
Woodland Hills /Blandland
Calabasas /Callous Bastards
Sherman Oaks /Teardown Hills
Northridge/ Seouless Valley
Malibu / Airbrainia
Santa Monica/ Leftshore Landing
Marina Del Rey/ Groovy Speedway
Palms / Embalmed
Mar Vista / Car Vista
Culver City/ Covert City
Beverly Hills/ Ayatollah
Eagle Rock/ Ego Cock
Silver Lake/ Slackland
Alhambra/ Treefree
South Pasadena/ Lightrail
Any other suggestions?
Here in Van Nuys 
Pomona/Scumona
Garden Grove/Garbage Grove
Westminster/Ho Chi Minster
Anaheim/Anaslime
Costa Mesa/Close-tuh Misery
Arcadia/Arcasia
San Marino/Chan Marino
West Hills/Hebrew Himalayas
L.A./Hell-Ay
La Habra/Guadalahabra
Irvine/Irvahna
Ontario/Onterrible
Lawndale/Yawndale
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I feel like Beverly Hills would be more accurately be described as “The Anti-Ayatollah”, seeing as it’s the most anti-Iran people on Earth crammed into that city… the Calabasas one could stick though
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