If you listen to Hillary Clinton (born and raised in Park Ridge, IL) campaigning in Texas these past few days, you will notice that the woman of a thousand personalities is dropping the “-ing” so that her cadence will appeal to the Lone Star State.

Running becomes runnin’, hoping and praying is hopin’ and prayin’. She is assuring this state, which considers itself a nation unto itself, that she has the balls and the bluster to answer that phone at 3am.

I’m givin’ her a chance that people votin’ in the Lone Star State will be reasonin’ that Hillary just might make a better Commander in Chief, than that yearlin’ from the Land of Llncoln.

Dependin’ on what drugs the voters in Texas are takin’.