We will go to war, we will, yes we will
We will find a war to fight and fight it we will.
Look not at our deeds, nor our record, but listen to our promises.
We will drill and destroy the wilderness,
As the icebergs melt, and our lungs fill up with carbon
Wait, my friends, in emergency rooms for eight hours
And watch your children die in uninsured rapidity
We will spend trillions my friends and never on ourselves
We will bankrupt our nation, morally and economically
And best of all, my friends, we will be right
Yes, we will be right, marching, quickly
Into the Valley of Death,
With Peaches and Daddy.