Grading the Parents
Test Results from Johnson Middle School
5th Grade/ Mr. Robert Wallace, teacher
Los Angeles, CA
STUDENT | PARENT | PARENT GRADE | PARENT PERFORMANCE | COMMENTS/ SUGGESTIONS |
Hector Alvarez | Marsha Alvarez | C | No home cooked meals. | Eat home more. |
Kim Sing | Kee Sing | A | Very clean bathroom in home. | Keep on cleaning. |
Ava Yaros | Penny Yaros | B- | Mother commutes but encourages homework. | Call daughter from freeway to keep tabs. |
Gina Cohen | Larry Cohen | C+ | Father hardly reads books. | Buy Kindle. |
Manuel Elindor | Yuri Elindor | B+ | Father yells, but is strict. | Lower your voice. |
Samoo Genjai | Vijay Genjai | A | Homework hour lasts from 6pm-midnight. | Consider 1am end for homework hour. |
Ina Balgagian | Mina Bagagian | F | Ugly curtains near desk may discourage studying. | Mini-blinds or bamboo shades. |
Tomar Interissian | Crobar Interissian | D | Mom’s Fast food addiction may interfere with child’s education. | Protein powder and exercise to combat McDonalds. |
Chris Zankou | Poulet Zankou | C | Mother was mediocre student. Could affect son. | Don’t discuss past. |
Janelle Ross | Marshall Ross | B | Parents in therapy trying to improve marriage. | Bring child to marriage therapy. |
Harold Oldman | Rose Oldman | A | Child rewarded with fresh fruits after completing homework. | Shop Whole Foods to insure organic quality. |
Timothy O’Shea | Carmel O’Shea | B | Father shows affection even when son cannot add numbers. | Make sure Mom is also affectionate. |
Lance Brocklove | Paul Brocklove | D | Mother cannot cook spaghetti, showing possible neglect of child. | Watch Food Network. |