Among the Right Angles


The new community growing up around Lankershim and Magnolia is a place of right angles. Lofts and windows, rooflines and balconies: all are straight and horizontal, crisp and clean.

I walked around here today, mid-day, in the white sun, along Chandler, McCormick, Blakeslee and Magnolia, in-between new apartment rental offices, new hair salons, new trees, into new pie and new beer restaurants.  UPS and Federal Express trucks, moving trucks, street sweepers, security guards and parking violation officials swarmed everywhere, bringing goods and dropping fines.

It was déjà vu for me, remembering my daytime walks in New York City around Tribeca, Soho and Noho in 1988, selling advertising for the brand new New York Press.  The west side of Tribeca was just developing, and people were opening yoga salons, restaurants, and bars and looking at their reflections in the glass, just as they do today.  I was in an urban frontier, tamed, not by the lasso and rifle, but Robert DeNiro and JFK, Jr.

Frenetic, and fast, promiscuous and pretentious, I was full of energy and youth, dressing well, working out, caught up in an endless chase for sex and security and a way up. I ate in every good restaurant on my $15,000 a year salary and ended up with anyone who I laid my eyes on.

And I saw that urge today, as I walked past guys pouring out of the gym, and sexy girls on their cellphones, and the eternal sunshine of the spotless streets, a corporate paradise rented out and made up like a real city, but really just another atomized blot on the desert.

A “friend” of mine, who moonlights as an escort and personal trainer, rented an apartment in one of the large complexes near the Red Line and told me many sex workers inhabited his building.  But in the bright sun, under the bright signs, on the well-swept sidewalks, all is clean and happy and progressive.  And one must remember that one of the largest sex toy companies in the world, Doc Johnson, earning millions and employing hundreds, is headquartered nearby.

Anyone who comes to LA and says he is not a whore is also a liar.  And anyone who attempts to make an honest living here will surely fail.

Carfree Living

Los Angeles does not often impress in civic infrastructure, but this corner and pocket NE of Universal City comes close.

Of all the places in the San Fernando Valley, this one has taken off the most, in self-creation and self-realization, in the last five years.  It has done it by refuting and rebelling against the old car-centered model of Los Angeles.

You don’t need it here. You can get around on your bike, on foot, via subway, and go see an art movie, drink a craft beer, live in a loft, and attend live theater.  You can work out with elliptical trainers, free weights, Muay Thai, Kickboxing, and step and dance classes. Live comedy and live readings of short stories are performed at The Federal.  You can go to school, study and earn a degree at the Art Institute of Hollywood.

It’s a young place again, a dense, digital and creative section remade in the style of the early 21st Century. A place where hanging out on a coffee shop sofa is sometimes industrious, and working in an office cubicle is often useless.

Everything in Los Angeles starts as an experiment, and has its day in the sun, so to speak.  Westwood, the Miracle Mile,  Van Nuys, Panorama City, Canoga Park, all were started in a blaze of optimistic boosterism , like a Presidential campaigner, promising a lot and then sputtering and stalling and sometimes falling to pieces.

Along the edges of North Hollywood, the old decay and weedy lots sit, like determined and patient killers, ready to strike back  and take down life. And with a deathly silence the ancient Verdugo Mountains, back there in the distance, watch the silly activities and wait…..

Making Tortillas: La Taquiza




Making Tamales: La Taquiza, originally uploaded by Here in Van Nuys.

This lady hand stamps each of these freshly made tortillas and then lays them on the griddle.

Sweet Butter Kitchen Coming to Sherman Oaks NBC Los Angeles


Sweet Butter Kitchen Coming to Sherman Oaks NBC Los Angeles.

Koo Koo Roo is Closed Closed Closed.


Former location of Koo Koo Roo Restaurant: Studio City, CA.

The Studio City branch of the Koo Koo Restaurant has closed.  Other locations seem to still be in business. I wonder why they haven’t all shut down?

When this cheap chicken joint opened about 12 years ago, inside a cavernous old bank space, it seemed that Studio City had gained a healthy and good tasting place to eat.

Crowds packed the place for lunch and dinner. With its fresh vegetables, grilled chicken, roasted turkey and salad bar, Koo Koo Roo offered affordability and taste.

But something was not right here. For example, one never knew where the line was. Customers would be in multiple lines, not quite understanding who was served next.

The menu was badly written. There was skinned chicken and chicken with skin. One or two or three side vegetables came with multiple priced dishes. When it came time to pay, the process was as enlightening and simple as an insurance claim.

Beverages were self-serve and nobody knew that the small button next to the Mountain Dew dispenser dispensed water.

Instead of bringing the cooked dishes to the seated customer, as they do at California Chicken Café, someone screamed out your number and you rushed forward to collect your not-always-hot plate.  When you returned to your table, someone else might be sitting there.

Dusty plastic fruit and vegetable decorations danced around the décor, contradicting the authenticity of freshness the chain claimed.  A stomach-wrenching, nose-curdling bathroom smell welcomed the diners who entered from the back entrance. Pee, shit and commercial air fresheners competed with broiled chicken to entice diners.

Employees were badly trained and sometimes manned the register, shoveled mashed potatoes onto the plate, or went missing.  Confused, disordered, befuddled, the wait staff was left to devise a system that was rarely enacted and barely understood.

Unemployed actors, retired seniors, families with children; the heart and soul, bread and butter, chicken with two sides folks who ate here: they shall never, ever forget Koo Koo Roo. But the larger world, beyond Studio City, is indifferent to the death of this restaurant.

Like most of us in Hollywood, Koo Koo Roo was once young and popular, but it flipped and fell and never quite got on its feet and eventually will be forgotten.