Thank you Facebook.

You are amazing.

 

Thank you for bringing friends into town whose photos are on my feed.

They never called or visited but I see they were here.

 

Thank you Facebook.

You are amazing.

 

Thank you for the photographs I took of up and coming actors.

They never thanked me but they posted the photos on Facebook.

 

Thank you Facebook.

You are amazing.

 

Thank you for the friends who liked when my mother died.

They never wrote me cards or notes but their likes meant everything to me.

 

Thank you Facebook.

You are amazing.

 

Thank you for actors who I wrote parts for… who un-friended me the next day.

They will surely love the next parts I write.

 

Thank you Facebook for the 10 amazing ways to make my food tastier.

 

Thank you Facebook for the 7 shoes I must own.

 

Thank you Facebook for the 50 restaurants I must eat in before I die.

 

Thank you Facebook for updates on amazing celebrity spouses.

 

Thank you Facebook for amazing people who’ve passed on.

 

Thank you Facebook for amazing me every single moment of every single day.

 

Thank you for filling up my life with your feed rather than letting me fill up my life with life.

 

Did I tell you that you are amazing?
If not, let me tell you that you are amazing.

 

Facebook you are amazing.