Keyshawn Wants You.


Keyshawn.

Talk about a fish out of water concept for a TV show. A friend sent me this email:

KEYSHAWN JOHNSON: TACKLING DESIGN
New A&E Room Makeover Show Currently Seeking Projects in LA!

Are you planning to redesign a room in your home?  Could you use some help from an Interior Designer?

Former NFL star and current ESPN analyst Keyshawn Johnson is embarking on a new career path as an interior designer and he and his professional design team want to help you achieve the perfect room makeover!

We’re currently looking for homeowners that are planning to redesign a room in their home in the near future and have a budget of at least $10k.

Participants will receive FREE professional design consultation, as well as help in arranging discounts on items and materials.

If you are interested in being on the show or know someone that might be, PLEASE CONTACT US at talent@sdetv.com for more information.

Yahoo! Will Lay Off 10% of its Workforce.


Yahoo is laying off 10% of its workforce as profits continue to fall. (net income dropped by 64%)

I cannot speak in those intimately techy ways about the inside story of Yahoo! I only know how it feels to go online and use one of their products. They manage to screw everything up, I believe.

For example, they introduced a “beta” version of their email where one could allegedly drag and drop folders seamlessly. I would always grab my mouse, clicking onto a junk email and try to delete it. The speed of the action was like opening a bottle of Elmer’s Glue. It just sat on-screen and stuck. Nothing happened.

I loved the photo website Flickr and then Yahoo! bought it. Over the past year, they have introduced “improvements” that are frankly designed to permit them to shove more advertising onto Flickr and basically make the layout of the website uglier and more difficult to navigate and understand.

Whenever a website undergoes a redesign (such as Facebook did recently), you can bet it is only to make more space for commercials. They lie and say “user input” influenced design decisions. Yahoo wants every white space to be sold and occupied.

My brother uses the My Yahoo page to keep up with the news and blogs. He sent me about five emails the other day trying to understand how to add an RSS feed to his My Yahoo page. He is a very smart guy, technically savvy, and yet Yahoo provided no easy way for him to easily add RSS. They have a way of making even the simplest things hard. I tried to implore him to use “Google Reader” but he hasn’t given up on Yahoo yet.

I’ve tried to play videos advertised on the Yahoo website and always spend about a half hour dodging advertising on the way to the video. I never have that problem on YouTube or Google. Yahoo is greedy, damn greedy, and their thirst to make everything commercial first, and put the user second, is exactly why they are doing so poorly.

And finally, the Yahoo page is ugly, full of lots of clutter and crap and those awful links to such mysteries as OMG, Shine and Answers. What the fuck are these categories and why do they share important space with easily understandable ones like “Sports” and “Weather”?

The Internet is a technical marvel but it will rise or fall on how easily it can be used by ordinary dummies like me. On that test, Yahoo fails.

Who Will Get the Blame for the Economic Meltdown?


Washington Post’s Richard Cohen darkly alludes today to the 1930s, a time when Hitler, Mussolini, Father Coughlin and many others looked around and decided that a certain group of people deserved blame for the the Great Depression.

I don’t know what group of people he is describing, but I do know that the other day I was shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond on Olympic. A cashier ushered me into her line, but before I could get in, an older man, pushing a shopping cart, tried to get past me. His aggressiveness angered the woman and she said, “Some people can’t even wait.”

I noticed he was wearing a baseball cap that said “Goldman Sachs” on it. I joked to her that maybe that his hat explained his rude behavior. She looked over into the other line, spotting his cap, and she laughed and gave me a high-5. “You made my day!” she told me.

When times get tough, there is always a scapegoat, and I think we are entering a time that will easily segue into an indictment of the Jews. After all, didn’t they push us into war against Iraq?
And aren’t they prevalent on Wall Street, in Hollywood and the media?

Just watch. We Americans have been lucky in our prosperity and ignorance of history and the rest of the world’s suffering. Wait until our homes and jobs are lost and are savings dry up. Just wait and watch and see who will get the blame…..

NBC "News"


I know I’ve written about this before, but as someone who consumes news day and night, on the Internet, in newspapers, on cable…..I cannot respect NBC as a reliable and unbiased source of news reporting.

It is not, as many believe, that they favor the right or left, or secretly lean towards the G.O.P or Democrats. Their bias is most apparent: they want to promote NBC Entertainment.

In the Presidential election, they have inserted NBC into the campaign and corrupted our national debate, with insipid clips from “Saturday Night Live”, a show that ceased being humorous in 1990.

On the “Today” show this morning, they introduced a story about Gov. Richardson’s endorsement of Senator Obama, by showing a clip from NBC/Bravo’s “Project Runway” (you’re either in or out).

Their “worldwide” news coverage extends from the Midwestern floods to the price of gas at our local filling station. They produce an entirely self-serving, corporate brand of crap that neglects the rest of the world, while acting as a running advertisement for other NBC shows.

I have read of the struggles of CBS and the floundering Katie Couric. Wouldn’t it be a revolutionary shake-up if CBS began each morning with “The CBS News International Report” that brought us news stories from all over the world? Is it possible that in-depth intelligent news might actually draw in viewers, and attract advertisers who want to reach a higher income demographic?

No doubt NBC would then try to compete with the newly branded international CBS NEWS by showing Donald Trump interviewing prospective apprentices in Paris………

My New Favorite TV Show.


I stopped watching AMC (American Movie Classics) about five years ago after they decided to destroy their channel with advertising. Up until that time, they were a wonderful broadcaster of old films, uninterrupted. Advertising turned me away.

Now advertising, the fictional world of it in 1960, has brought me back to AMC. “Mad Men” created by (“The Sopranos”) Matthew Weiner, is an artful, crisply written, well acted adult drama about Madison Avenue 47 years ago. People smoke, drink martinis, have affairs, and do it under the guise of civility and discretion. Unlike today, when 45-year-olds try to look and act 19, the young men of “Mad Men” graduate from college and enter a world of responsibility and act like bad minded adults in gray flannel and rep ties.

Mr. Weiner has cast this show remarkably well. Jon Hamm is a square jawed matinee idol who carries himself with self-assurance and dashingly sardonic dialogue. Vincent Kartheiser as Pete Campbell, a trust fund WASP, is normality with a twist of strangeness, like something out of the “The Twilight Zone”. Cinematography, art direction, costumes….are as well done as 2002’s ode to Douglas Sirk, the film “Far From Heaven”. The cast and crew must be working until 4am everyday to pull off this show.

One thing that serves “Mad Men” remarkably well are the rules of society in 1960. The suspense and mystery of what might happen is constrained by the propriety and manners of that time. People don’t lose complete control or go haywire. These are quiet lives of frustration: mental anxiety, Kent Cigarettes and Brylcreemed heads.

“Mad Men” is the first real adult scripted show since “The Sopranos”.

Merv Griffin: And the Band Played on….


A wonderful article about the hidden life of the late Merv Griffin who left his dying gay compatriots alone while he pursued the wheel of fortune in Hollywood.

The other night, Larry King, once again paying tribute to the powerful without regard for the truth, kept silent on one of the most germane facts of Griffin’s life.