Grocery Wars: Again?


Opening Day of Ralph's Supermarket/ April 25, 1942/
Opening Day of Ralph's Supermarket/ April 25, 1942/

Photo from USC Digital Archives

The LA Times reports that major food chains like Ralphs and Vons are lowering prices in an effort to win back price conscious consumers.

Trader Joes is where I usually shop. With no coupons, they still have the lowest prices. Bread, eggs, yogurt, jams, cereals, produce: they all cost less at TJ’s.

Even with coupons, Ralphs is a rip-off. Who has not done their weekly shopping and walked away spending less than $75?  When I meander down the aisle, every item seems to cost no less than $4.99.  Notice how they round it up to almost $5?

Ralphs is also a very inconvenient store to shop in. They have TOO MANY CHOICES and many aisles filled with junk foods, pet foods, organic foods and rip-off, overpriced produce.

Gelsons is expensive but very courteous. Vons tries hard but is often dirty and poorly managed. Whole Foods is full of entitled bitchy shoppers. Ralphs is mediocre with mostly high priced goods and no service.  Fresh and Easy gives you low prices and no choice and zero personality.

The only thing Trader Joes needs to work on: their crazy, overcrowded, exasperating, slow, accident prone parking lots.

The Opulent Era: R.I.P.


Joan’s on Third, originally uploaded by ann-dabney.

I ate lunch at Joan’s on Third today, a place that I consider a really excellent food emporium, redolent of New York, with opulent sandwiches, delicious desserts, gorgeous women and so many cupcakes.

But on a walk, after lunch, we passed store after store that was going out of business, or had everything on sale. Many businesses had closed, and you could smell the death of so many small stores that once thrived on this most trivial and fashionable of streets.

Only yesterday, it seems, there were people who shopped here that could afford $80 candles and fine china for their dogs. This was the district with the slickest independent clothing designers, the hippest furniture, the coolest shoes.

Privately, I thought of this area as a staging grounds for post-collegiate poseurs and those young people whose parents paid for their apartments, and subsidized the BMWs that are so ubiquitous here.
The sidewalks were full of those prematurely cynical and dark haired people, from Scarsdale, Bethesda, Winnetka and Short Hills, the young writers and liberal arts majors who “work” in entertainment or some other bloodsucking non-entity. They were part of the clientele who supported these inane but once successful businesses: purveyors of balloons, flowers, perfumes, candles, and glass paper weights.

It was fun, wasn’t it, to drop $200 on professional hair color and $100 for a salt scrub body massage? How many $8 chocolate bars did you buy today? This was the ethos of 3rd Street.

But The Market has lost 50% of its value in one year, and the smart minds who got into the right places, like Wall Street and real estate, have been brought down by the collapse of prosperity. Some of the successful earners in the evil industries supported the artsy ambitions of the lowly paid creatives and now the green water spigot is dry.

I am not one of those positive people, who believe that we will merely stimulate a military based economy whose characteristics are so corrupt and unjust that it defies rationalization. We are attempting a government bailout of every single institution that once seemed solid and powerful: finance, banking,automobiles, property values and government itself. The nation that partied and celebrated itself into a drunken indebtedness is still intoxicated on denial.

People are watching their money, the same people who dropped into Brite Smile to have their teeth whitened for $800; the same folks who stayed at the Beverly Wilshire one night just for the hell of it; the Jimmy Choo crowd who thought $500 was reasonable for a pair of shoes. They are all scared shitless.

Want to see something very frightening?

Just take a walk down once cheery 3rd Street, where the credit cards and cash have blown away like so much garbage on skid row. The stores are closing, and may be gone for a generation.

Is Traffic in LA Easing Up?


Perhaps I am hallucinating, but there seems to be less traffic in Los Angeles in the last couple of months.

Last night, there was a crazy two-hour car chase that was televised on all the local news stations. A woman in Palmdale had stolen a U-Haul and drove it all the way from the high desert into downtown Los Angeles. She was clocked at speeds over 80 m.p.h. and managed to evade the police as she sped through such dense areas as Echo Park, Mid-City, West Los Angeles, Santa Monica and Malibu. She commanded the road, lightly traveled roads, along the 10, the 5, Pacific Coast Highway. This was during the rush hour, between 4-6pm. Finally, she ran out of gas near Oxnard, jumped out of the truck and was tackled and handcuffed by the police.

What amazed me, even more than her driving skills, which included evading a tire flattening strip on PCH, were the open freeways which she rocketed down. Where was the normal traffic that one encounters on these densely traveled highways?

Unemployment in LA is now around 10%. Many people are not going to jobs, and perhaps fewer people are shopping and eating out. Can a 10% reduction really make that big a difference? I think so.

We have all seen how much less traffic there is on Jewish holidays like Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashana. Jews make up no more than 15% ( or less) of the population of LA, yet a High Holiday will often result in much less traffic.

I drove from the barely attended Beverly Center this evening and noticed that there were fewer cars along LaCienega. Beverly Glen was not that crowded coming back into the Valley.

Maybe this is luck, or perhaps just a subjective impression, but I am beginning to wonder if the Great Recession is making a difference in how many cars are on the roads of our city.

Frantic Time at the Mall.


I went over to Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks just to kill time.

It’s Thanksgiving weekend and the retail stores are in an absolute panic about falling sales.

The mall hired professional dancers to put on a show. A crowd watched a man and woman swing around like Astaire and Rogers.  Anything to get the masses back into the stores.

Every single window of every single store had a markdown, or sale sign. “50% OFF!”. There was not a single retailer who wasn’t trying their damnest to move merchandise.

Walking around Bloomingdales’ Mens department was sad. Here were racks and racks of $150, $295, $330 denim jeans with 60% off signs. The jeans were cheap and ugly. The prices were obscene and even the sale prices were a rip-off.  How long have these stores been scamming the public with t-shirts and jeans that will set one back $500?  Are these retailers living in the same world where people cannot afford to make their mortgage, college tuition or medical insurance payments?

Lunatic fragrance and Kabuki masked cosmetic salespeople rushed up to us in an attempt to sell us their utterly useless overpriced snake oil.  Bloomingdales has a block long wall of fragrance that never goes on sale. I wonder how they are going to sell it all.

And only the Apple Store seemed to be packed. It didn’t have a SINGLE THING discounted. They only sell great products for full price.

Maybe all the department stores with their crappy denim should study Apple and ask themselves if perhaps quality does matter after all.

Who Will Get the Blame for the Economic Meltdown?


Washington Post’s Richard Cohen darkly alludes today to the 1930s, a time when Hitler, Mussolini, Father Coughlin and many others looked around and decided that a certain group of people deserved blame for the the Great Depression.

I don’t know what group of people he is describing, but I do know that the other day I was shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond on Olympic. A cashier ushered me into her line, but before I could get in, an older man, pushing a shopping cart, tried to get past me. His aggressiveness angered the woman and she said, “Some people can’t even wait.”

I noticed he was wearing a baseball cap that said “Goldman Sachs” on it. I joked to her that maybe that his hat explained his rude behavior. She looked over into the other line, spotting his cap, and she laughed and gave me a high-5. “You made my day!” she told me.

When times get tough, there is always a scapegoat, and I think we are entering a time that will easily segue into an indictment of the Jews. After all, didn’t they push us into war against Iraq?
And aren’t they prevalent on Wall Street, in Hollywood and the media?

Just watch. We Americans have been lucky in our prosperity and ignorance of history and the rest of the world’s suffering. Wait until our homes and jobs are lost and are savings dry up. Just wait and watch and see who will get the blame…..